I hope you all enjoyed yesterday's blog. It hurts my brain really bad to write down all these big words.
I wanted to tell you a story about a dirty little Mexican gentleman I saw the other night. I was out at a social occation and a friend came up to me and asked where the security was. There was a little man in a blue hat that was grabbing her crotch. He got her 5 times. He didn't even buy her dinner or drink or anything. I think that's wrong.
I told her that I
would be her security. So I spotted the little bastard weaving in and out of the crowded room. He was like a tiny little shark. Rrrraaaahhhhhrrrrr. I bound up my little fists and settled in in front of my friend. If he tried to swoop in on her again, I was going to give him a left and then a right and then a left again.
Just then there was some activity on the stage. The activity happened to be a live sex act (it was a very
festive night). As soon everyone realized what was happening on stage, I saw that little blue hat shift directions. It made a B line for the stage. He popped right up on the stage and started jerking off for the entire world to see.
It was funny to see security's reaction. The security guy ran up to grab him- but he had to turn the man in a different direction before he could get a hold of him properly. If that little blue hatted man wasn't so disgusting- he could probably get a lot of work. Jacking off in front of hundreds of people can be a very marketable skill.
xoxoxo Mary Jane